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Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust Todos Las Dias 2026 (Double Wide Belicoso) – Belicoso (4.75 x 60)
If you’re struggling to fall asleep, I start this one with a bedtime story. It’s about how Steve Saka told me not to smoke his shit. OMG, WHAT??? Don’t get your tits twisted, it’s a good story! Who doesn’t love a happy ending? And the story wraps up nicely too!
Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust 10th Jubilee – Corona Gorda (5.63 x 48)
10 years of Saka. You’re going to have your own strong opinion on that statement regardless of what I say. And that’s the beauty of Steve Saka.
Lampert Oro Toro Grande (Don Patrón 56) – Gran Toro (6.5 x 56)
Long, thick, woody and creamy. I really hope Dr. Stefan appreciates a good dick joke, or I might be kicked out of the Black Card membership. 🫣
CLE Eiroa CBT – Toro (6 x 54)
Is the Eiroa CBT a remake, a remix, or a reboot of the Christian Eiroa’s first triple maduro cigar, the Camacho Triple Maduro?
Lampert Baba Yaga – Toro (6 x 52)
The Baba Yaga of Slavic culture is a true chaotic neutral, will the cigar live up the namesake? Or does it make you want to go all John Wick and snuff it out?
J.C. Newman LeRoy Neiman 2025 Collectors Edition – Torpedo (6.25 x 52)
No… it’s not Leonard Nimoy, or Nieman Marcus, but LeRoy Neiman the painter. 🤦🏻 Is the experience with J.C. Newman’s cigar as inspiring LeRoy Neiman’s artwork?
Warped Isla del Cocodrilo Toro Grande Limited Edition – Gran Toro (6.5 x 54)
I’ve been up and down with the Isla del Cocodrilo line. Will the previously international only Gran Toro complete the redemption arc now that it’s coming home to the US?
AJ Fernandez Amar – Toro (6 x 56)
From the ashes of the fire at the AJ Fernandez factory last year comes Amar.
Oscar Valladares The Oscar Maduro – Toro (6 x 52)
THE Oscar indicates there’s only one Oscar. But there’s two, a Habano and a Maduro. Should there only be one?
Oscar Valladares The Oscar Habano – Toro (6 x 52)
Real question, did Oscar Valladares go to school in Ohio? Because he made THE Oscar, just like THE Ohio State University. Just curious. 🤔
The Rest
Smoke and Steel x The Burnable, good fucking god….
Much like a lonely housewife, the Smoke and Steel guys were feeling desperate and invited me into the garage on a scorching summer evening for some “fun.” At least nobody got chlamydia this time!
Introducing Abbina Craft Sipping Soda
The one where I tell you about Abbina Craft Sipping Soda, the only soda designed to pair with cigars.
How I Use AI for Article Header Photos
The one where I tell you AI isn’t so bad
Do We Really Need Another Cigar Review Website?
Fuck me, I made a cigar blog.
How are Cigars Evaluated and Scored for a Review?
The one where I talk about the evolution of my scoring system and creating a formalized process for reviewing. Buckle up kids, you’re going to catch me monologuing…